Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Kisah Timun batanG

Salam Sejahtera...

Sila tinggalkan blog ini jika anda tidak dapat menerima sedikit lelucon yang disulami secebis unsur-unsur nakal... ahaks.... ala, sikit je pon, lagi pon, bukan selalu kan.... ini adalah berdasarkan cerita yang disampaikan oleh teman aku dan aku mendengarnya dari mulutnya sediri...


Di suatu pagi di kedai runcit;

Suasana - seorang Pakcik A sedang memilih timun batang untuk dibeli.... sambil diperhatikan oleh anak lelaki tokey kedai yang kacak bergaya saling tak tumpah seperti David Archuleta.

Anak tokey: Beli timun batang, pakcik??

Pakcik A: Ha ah.... besar-besar timun batang ni.... (sambil mengambil sebatang timun batang yang besar dan panjang, lalu berkata kepada anak tokey kedai itu) Kamu 'punya' ada macam ni tak?????

Anak tokey: gulpppp..... (bunyi menelan air liur sambil berkata) Eh, saya punya kecik lagi pada tu.... tu besar sangat tu pakcik!!!!!

Moral of the story: kalau aku jadi anak tokey tu, mesti aku laser pakcik tu dengan jawapan yang lagi nakal.... Baik sungguh jawapan anak tokey tu kan...suci murni!!

Timun batang, baik untuk kesegaran mata.... tiba-tiba...

~ yoe menulis cerita yang keluar dari mulut temannya....

15 comments:

zoncapriku said...

hahahahahhaaa...klakar ler member ko tu...

azrullokman said...

tu la pasal.... tp pakcik tu nakal kan... aku rase pakcik tu sesuatu kot... entah2 dia taste kat anak tokey tu kan.... ahaks...

~ yoe

zoncapriku said...

lawak2!!!!ko mmg xpernah xklakar...nnt ada member ko saman ko tulis bnda ni..hihiihh

azrullokman said...

aku dah mintak izin secara telepati laaa.. aku rasa dia izinkan...lagi pon, kan aku dah puji muka dia mcm david archuleta..mesti die sukaaaaaaaaa....

~ yoe

zoncapriku said...

mmm member ko tu mmg jenis redha jer kan..pntang kena puji sikit..trus I DO..hahahaha

azrullokman said...

I Do???????????????????????????
wah i suka statement pendek itu...
sungguh bermakna sekali... ahaks...
I Do... jgn kata kat depan pakcik A tu dah la..
Pakcik A tu kan nakal... takottttttttt!!!

~ yoe

tra said...

wah suke betul korang dgn lawak2 mcm nie ek. ish2x

azrullokman said...

ala incik tra ni pon suka jugak kan.... sebab tu dtg melawat cerita ini... uhukkk... tercekik!!

~ yoe

shadeXsen said...

xpaham...yoe, shade nak ulasan lebih detail.klu xnak ulas pakcik tuh...mayb ulasan pasal timun tuh.hahahah~

+ v3r_miLion + said...

ahaha!

azrullokman said...

shade: notti yek!!!

sis zieyla: ahahahaha jugak!!

~ yoe

Anonymous said...

azab pak cik tu
mesti die punye besar timun..
akut sgt2

XEN

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